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COACHING CAROUSEL


Whoever coined the phrase “coaching carousel” should be forced to watch the Detroit Lions play football every week.  “Carousel” congers up images of
merry-go-rounds, happy faces, and kids.
  Football coaches who wind up unemployed don’t fit the description somehow.



The Negatives:


Marinelli is out with the aforementioned Lions – not a surprise – Crennel is gone from the Browns and probably Tom Cable loses his interim label in Oakland and goes back to being an assistant.  Al Davis hasn’t fired a head coach in over a month and is probably developing a rash. 


The guy I want to talk about is Eric Mangini.  All Mangini did was take a 4 – 12 team and in his first year turn it around to a 10 – 6 team and make the playoffs.  In his second year, the Jets stumbled, but they were beset by injuries, especially to the QB Chad Pennington who played in barely half the games.  This year’s record of
9 – 7 is deceptive because of a Brett Favre “meltdown” that saw the “legend” in the last 5 games, 4 of them losses, throw for exactly TWO touchdowns and NINE interceptions over that span.  Favre led the league with 22 picks for the season.  In the press conference following Mangini’s firing owner Woody Johnson and GM Mike Tannenbaum sat shoulder to shoulder.  When a reporter asked whether the coach was being made the scapegoat for their decision to ship Pennington to Miami and bring in Favre the response was the old “we felt we had to go in another direction.”  When your head is up your ass how can you tell what direction you’re going?  The Jet players were shocked and saddened, but Eric Mangini will not be without employment for long.  What can Brown do for you?



The Positives:


Mike Singletary has lost the “interim” from his title and been named the for real head coach of the 49ers.  Can this be a sign that post Eddie DeBartolo, Niner ownership has gotten some smarts?



The Huh?


Jerry Jones is calling it “Countdown to Continuity.”  The Cowboys are bringing back Wade Phillips.  Jones cites Wade’s experience – hence “continuity.”  It still doesn’t explain 44 to 6 (note no Dallas TD) the past Sunday in Philadelphia with everything on the line.  Phillips is a so called player’s coach which is usually synonymous with losing coach, but he says he’s going to change.  After all these years in the biz he’s going to get tough, become a Coughlin or a Parcells.  Maybe even develop a personality!


To a man, the football analysts in the broadcast and print media all say the root of the Boy’s problem – perhaps a collection of the most talented players on the planet starts at the very top and trickles down through the coaching staff to the locker room.  Jimmie Johnson said it on the Fox show, in essence they have a bunch of talented toys but there is no TEAM.  Terrell Owens is a cancer and on his way to ruining his third team,  Packman Jones is a joke, and now Roy Williams with $45 million of J.J.’s green in his jeans is whining.  There are three reasons that Phillips is coming back.  First, J.J. can control him.  Second, Bill Cower won’t take his phone calls, and third, Art Shell hung up on him.


As I am writing this Mike Shanahan is losing his Denver job.  Now Mike has never been one of my favorites and Shanahan’s Shenanigans generally upset my stomach, but he has been one of the best offensive minds in the game.  Perhaps the difference between he and Mangini is that Mike was totally in charge and the buck stopped with him.  You may never replace an Elway, but Cutler wasn’t a bad choice and the ’08 pick of Eddie Royal ain’t shabby.  The RB’s came up injured, but the running game was definitely not up to Broncos’ standards and the ‘D’ has been an embarrassment all season.  Still, this is a surprise firing and like Eric caught the players off guard.




SUPERBOWL PICKS


At the very beginning of the season, the Babe and I made our SB picks and, when we opened the envelopes, to our surprise we had both predicted an all Pennsylvania game in Tampa with the Eagles the eventual winner.  For the last three years, as a matter of record, the Babe is 2 for 3 missing only on the GMen last year.  It looked like our AFC Steelers pick was OK, but the NFC pick needed a win and a miracle to just get in.  The Raiders downing the Bucs provided that miracle.


If defense wins championships, the following teams should be in the discussion: Baltimore Ravens – New York Giants (to repeat) – Pittsburgh Steelers – and yes, the Philadelphia Eagles.


Steve Young says pick the “hot” teams, i.e., teams that are playing the best at this time of year and not necessarily those with the best overall record.  Certain clubs stand out in this category:  Miami Dolphins, winners of 8 out of the last 9 – Baltimore Ravens 5 out of 6 – Pittsburgh Steelers 6 of 7 – San Diego Chargers 4 straight – and the INDIANAPOLIS COLTS winners of their last 9.


This year should provide us with the crème de la crème of the post season tournament, and I can’t wait for the games to begin.


Till next year,
Phred  

 





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